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If you’re ready for a good chuckle, you’re in the right place. This classic diner joke is sure to tickle your funny bone! Grab your coffee, sit back, and get ready to laugh out loud—because this trucker’s breakfast order is not what you’d expect!
One morning, a truck driver walked into a roadside café. He sat down, looked at the waitress, and said:
> “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and two running boards.”
The new waitress was confused. She blinked and thought,
“Did he just order car parts for breakfast?” 
Not wanting to mess things up, she went to the kitchen and asked the cook,
“There’s a man out there asking for flat tires and headlights. Are we running an auto shop?
The cook laughed and said,
> “Relax! He’s using trucker slang.
Here’s what he really wants:
Three flat tires = three pancakes
Headlights = two sunny-side-up eggs
Running boards = two slices of crispy bacon
The waitress smiled, finally understanding. She got the order ready and then added something extra—a bowl of beans.
When she brought the food to the trucker, he looked at the beans and asked,
> “What are the beans for?”
She gave a cheeky smile and said,
> “Well, while you’re waiting on your tires and headlights… you might as well gas up!”
The trucker laughed so hard, other customers joined in too. What a way to start the day—with a full belly and a big laugh!
Why This Joke Is So Good
Sometimes the best jokes are the simple ones. No fancy words, just fun moments that make us smile.
It also reminds us of those old-school diners where the food is hot, the coffee is strong, and the laughs come free!
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