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It was a calm Sunday afternoon.
The table was set, the family had gathered, and the pasta was still steaming. Everyone was enjoying dinner — laughing, sipping drinks, and chatting about weekend plans.
That’s when Amanda, the girlfriend, decided it was the right moment to share her big news.
She smiled nervously and clinked her glass.
“I’ve got something to tell you all…” she said, standing up. “I’m pregnant!”
Forks dropped. Jaws hit the table. Silence.
Then, like a lightning bolt out of nowhere, his mother — future mother-in-law and part-time drama queen — stood up and screamed:
“YOU LIAR! MY SON IS INFERTILE!”
Everyone blinked.
Amanda’s eyes widened. “W-What? That can’t be true!”
“It is!” the mother yelled. “You must have cheated! You got pregnant by someone else and now you want to BABY-TRAP my son? GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!”
Amanda looked around, speechless. The spaghetti was going cold. Her cheeks turned red.
She turned to her boyfriend — Chris — sitting frozen with his fork halfway to his mouth.
“Chris,” she whispered. “Say something!”
He blinked. Then slowly stood up.
“I… I just got my fertility test results back last week,” he said.
Everyone leaned in.
“They say I’m totally healthy. Fertile, no problems at all.”
He turned to his mom. “So… why would you say I’m infertile?”
His mom froze. Her mouth opened, but no sound came out.
And then, Amanda said with a smirk, “So… you sure you want me to leave? Or should I stay for dessert?”
Everyone burst out laughing — except his mom, who suddenly had nothing more to say.
Moral of the story?
Never lie to win an argument… especially when science is involved. And maybe don’t mess with a woman holding a pregnancy test and a glass of sparkling water.
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