Welcome back, laughter lovers!
Nothing beats old-age humor—full of love, surprises, and hilarious twists. Today’s joke will have you laughing out loud! 😂
When Katie received the sad news that her elderly grandfather had passed away, she hurried over to her grandparents’ home to comfort her 95-year-old grandmother.
After sitting together for a while, Katie gently asked,
“Grandma, how did Grandpa die?”
Her grandmother lowered her eyes and replied,
“Well, my dear… he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Katie’s jaw dropped.
“Grandma! You’re both almost a hundred years old! That sounds so dangerous.”
But Grandma smiled faintly and said,
“Oh, it wasn’t dangerous at all. Many years ago, we discovered that the safest time for us was when the church bells began to ring. The rhythm was perfect—steady and gentle. In on the ding… out on the dong. It kept everything calm, slow, and peaceful.”
Katie sat in stunned silence as her grandmother dabbed at her eyes with a handkerchief. Then, after a long pause, Grandma whispered:
“He’d still be alive today… if only the ice cream truck hadn’t driven by.”
🤣
And just like that, church bells will never sound the same again!
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If this didn’t make you laugh, it might be time to book a doctor’s appointment for your sense of humor!
