Welcome back to today’s laughter spot!
Marriage always comes with its share of surprises—and sometimes, they’re funnier than you’d expect. Here’s a joke that will tickle your funny bone!
One day, three very different couples walked into the same church hoping to arrange their weddings. There was a young couple, barely in their twenties, a middle-aged couple in their forties, and a sweet elderly pair who were both over seventy.
The priest welcomed them warmly but told them he had one unusual rule.
He said: “If you want me to perform your weddings in this church, you must first prove your discipline. Each of you must go for one whole month without being intimate with each other. If you succeed, I will gladly marry you.”
The couples agreed, though some looked more confident than others.
A month later, all three couples returned to the church to report back.
👩❤️👨 The priest first turned to the young couple.
“Tell me, did you manage to keep the rule?” he asked.
The young man smiled proudly and replied, “Yes, Father. To be honest, it was easier than we thought. We were busy with work and studies, so the month went by quickly.”
👨👩👧 Next, the priest asked the middle-aged couple.
The husband looked at his wife, then admitted, “Father, it was very difficult. We’ve been married for years, but a whole month of restraint really tested our patience. Still, we managed to control ourselves and kept the promise.”
👴👵 Finally, the priest turned to the elderly couple.
The old man scratched his head and said awkwardly, “Well Father, we tried our best, but we didn’t quite make it.”
The priest raised an eyebrow. “Really? What happened?”
The old man explained, “It wasn’t planned at all. My wife was holding a can of soup at the supermarket when she dropped it on the floor. She bent down to pick it up, and… well… one thing led to another. We just couldn’t resist, Father.”
The priest looked stunned. “I’m sorry, but in that case, I cannot allow your marriage to take place in this church.”
The old man sighed and said, “That’s alright, Father… after that incident, we’re not welcome in the supermarket anymore either!” 😂
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Laughter makes life easier, especially in marriage! If this joke gave you a smile, don’t keep it to yourself—share it with your friends and spread the joy. After all, everyone deserves a daily dose of humor!
