Marriage is full of little surprises, daily routines, and the kind of humor that only grows stronger with time. After all, when two people spend decades together, even the simplest situations can turn into comedy gold.
Take Edna and Harold, for example.
The joke story
After 37 years of marriage, their evenings had become as predictable as clockwork:
Dinner at five,
News at six,
A little grumbling at seven,
And Harold snoring by eight — sounding a bit like a rusty lawnmower in the backyard.
One warm summer night, while the fan rattled in the corner and the ironing board stood in the room like an uninvited guest, Edna decided it was time to shake things up. She set down her iron, gave Harold a playful smile, and said:
“Shall we try a different position tonight?”
Harold froze. His eyes widened. Was she serious? After all, the last time Edna suggested something “new,” he ended up gardening for six hours straight, and his back still hadn’t recovered!
Gathering his courage, Harold asked:
“What did you have in mind?”
Edna leaned back, enjoying the moment, and replied with a twinkle in her eye:
“How about you stand by the ironing board, while I sit comfortably on the sofa and finally relax like royalty?” 👑
Harold chuckled in relief.
“As long as I don’t have to fold those tricky fitted sheets, I’m on board!”
And just like that, a simple evening turned into a moment of laughter — a reminder that humor really is the glue that holds a marriage together.
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