Welcome, brave readers of humor and mystery!
In the land of legends, swords, and suspicious royal romances, comes a tale so twisted that it’ll make even the bravest knight cross his legs
So without wasting anytime
let’s start the show
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Once upon a time in a grand old kingdom, King Aldric began to suspect that his beloved Queen was sneaking around behind his royal back. But instead of throwing a jealous fit or calling for the royal divorce scroll, the king had a deviously clever idea…
He summoned the royal tailor, the court’s most discreet man, and gave him a secret mission:
“Attach the tiniest razor blade you can to the Queen’s undergarments—right where no man should be trespassing unless he’s me!”
The tailor, slightly horrified but too poor to say no, did as commanded.
Three days later, the King gathered all twelve of his noble knights in the great hall. With a grim smile, he ordered:
“Drop thy pants!”
The knights hesitated, wondering if this was some weird new war tactic or a royal prank.
But a king’s order is a king’s order. One by one, they dropped their trousers.
To the King’s dismay — yet confirmation — eleven of the twelve knights were heavily bandaged around their manly bits, groaning in pain, barely standing, one even crying softly into his chainmail.
But the twelfth knight stood proud… and fully intact.
The King beamed.
“Sir Gareth!” he shouted. “I always knew you were my most loyal knight! You alone have proven yourself faithful — and careful with temptation!”
Sir Gareth looked up with teary eyes, smiled awkwardly, and said:
“It wath nothing, your mageththy.”
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Moral of the story?
Sometimes loyalty comes at a… steep price.
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