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Welcome, laugh-lovers! 😂
Get ready for a hilarious tale about love, loss, and one VERY overworked woman named Jane. Trust me — you won’t believe how this ends!
Let me tell you the wonderful story of Jane, a motherhood legend!
Jane married Ted, her first love, and they had thirteen children. Yes, thirteen. Ted died of cancer, but Jane was not done with love or babies!
She then married Bob. Jane and Bob added seven additional children to her enormous family tree.
Unfortunately, Bob perished in a car accident twelve years later. But Jane still had more love (and stamina) to offer.
Enter John, her third spouse. They have five additional children. That’s correct, guys. Jane had 25 children overall.
The woman was a walking miracle — or maybe she was just too preoccupied to notice time passing.
Eventually, Jane passed away. At her funeral, the preacher stood before her coffin and said a heartfelt prayer:
“Lord, they’re finally together.”
In the quiet moment that followed, Jane’s old friend Ethel leaned over and whispered to her bestie Margaret,
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret didn’t skip a beat:
“I think he means her legs, Ethel… her legs.”
😂😂😂
Moral of the story?
True love comes and goes, but childbirth is forever.
Give Jane a round of applause and maybe a comfy seat in heaven. 😅
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