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Sometimes, the best comedy comes from the worst timing. Like when you’re in bed with someone who isn’t your spouse… and suddenly, you hear the front door creak open.
This story is a classic tale of quick thinking, baby oil, and a very confused husband. Tighten your seatbelts—this one’s going in the hall of hilarious bedroom blunders.
Without wasting anytime
Let’s get to the show
A woman and her lover are tangled in a steamy moment when disaster strikes — the unmistakable sound of her husband’s key turning in the lock.
Her eyes go wide.
“Oh no! My husband’s home!”
The guy nearly falls out of bed in panic. But the woman, clearly experienced in this sort of… emergency… springs into action.
She shoves the poor man into the corner of the bedroom, grabs a bottle of baby oil, and slathers him from head to toe. Before he can even ask what’s happening, she grabs a container of talcum powder and covers his entire body in it like he’s being prepared for a baking competition.
He’s standing there, stunned and slick, when she gives her final order:
“Don’t. Move. Just act like a statue!”
Seconds later, the husband walks in and spots this ghostly, powder-covered figure standing stiffly in the corner.
He freezes. “What the hell is that?”
The woman, replies smoothly:
“Oh, that? It’s a statue. The neighbors just got one, and I thought it looked sophisticated. Adds a little class to the room, don’t you think?”
The husband squints at it. Shrugs. “Hmm… weird taste, but okay.”
And just like that, he goes about his evening as if nothing’s wrong.
Hours pass. The house falls quiet. Everyone’s asleep. Except the husband. Around 2:30 AM, he wakes up craving a sandwich.
He pads down to the kitchen, makes himself a snack, and pours a glass of water. Then, instead of going back to bed, he strolls into the bedroom and heads straight for the “statue.”
He sets the sandwich and the drink down at the statue’s feet. Then he leans in close and whispers:
“Here, buddy. Eat this. I had to stand like an idiot in the Johnsons’ bedroom for three days, and nobody gave me even a glass of water.”
😂 Conclusions
So, the next time you’re planning something risky… maybe don’t. But if you do, make sure you’re stocked up on baby oil and talcum powder—and pray your partner’s an improv genius.
Because nothing says “I’ve been caught” like pretending to be a piece of modern art.
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