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We all know life is short, but when Morris returns from the doctor with heartbreaking news, that he only has 24 hours left to live then his priorities shift quickly. No skydiving No long bucket or last-minute travel.
Morris knows exactly what he wants: sex.
And what does his loving wife do? She says yes, of course! 💕
They make love, tender and passionate. Morris checks the clock afterward and realizes he’s down to 18 hours. Tick-tock.
Six hours later, Morris approaches his wife again. “Honey,” he says, “now I have only 18 hours to live. Can we do it one more time?”
Being the supportive partner she is, she smiles, nods—and off they go for Round Two.
Down to the Final Hours ⏳
Later that night, after Morris climbs into bed and does some mental math (and a little wristwatch staring), he panics:
Only 8 hours left. The man is literally on a countdown! He rolls over, gently nudges his wife, and asks, “Honey… just one more time?”
She sighs, but lovingly agrees. Round Three begins. Afterward, she’s exhausted. She rolls over and drifts off into a well-deserved sleep. But Morris?
He can’t sleep. Mortality’s breathing down his neck, and he’s got only 4 hours left.
The Final Call
Tapping her shoulder once more, Morris whispers, “Honey, please… just one more time before I die?”
At this point, the wife sits up in bed—disheveled, tired, eyes barely open—and delivers the punchline every married person can relate to:
> “Morris, enough is enough! I have to get up in the morning… YOU DON’T!” 😂
😂 Moral of the Story
Even when love is deep, exhaustion runs deeper!
Morris may have been dying—but his wife was dead tired. 😅
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