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Without wasting your precious time let’s get to the joke
We all know life throws us surprises… but this one? It’s barking mad!
Joke of the day ;
A man is driving through a quiet neighborhood when he spots a curious sign in someone’s front yard.
“Talking Dog for Sale.”
Now, who wouldn’t be intrigued?
He slams the brakes, parks the car, and walks up to the door. An older man opens it.
The guy says, “Excuse me, I saw your sign. You really have a talking dog?”
The owner casually nods.
“Yep. He’s out back if you want to meet him.”
So the man walks through the house and into the backyard… and sure enough, sitting calmly on the porch is a big black Labrador.
Feeling silly but curious, the man jokes,
“Can you talk?”
The dog looks up and says,
“Yep. I can.”
The man nearly falls over in shock.
Trying to play it cool, he asks, “So… what’s your story?”
And the dog begins:
“Well, I found out I could talk when I was just a pup. I wanted to help people, so I told the government. Next thing I knew, they had me traveling around the world—top-secret missions, embassies, spying on politicians… I even sat in meetings with world leaders. I was a big deal. But then I got tired of the limelight. Now I just chill in the backyard and enjoy retirement.”
The man is stunned. He walks back inside, his mind spinning.
“How much do you want for the dog?” he asks the owner.
“Ten dollars,” the man says flatly.
“Ten bucks? For a dog that can TALK? Why so cheap?”
The owner shrugs and mutters,
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do ANY of that.”
Sometimes, the best part of the story… is the twist you never see coming!
Dogs may be man’s best friend—but that doesn’t mean they won’t tell tall tales.
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Tag someone who’d definitely try to buy this dog—and believe every word of his story!
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