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It was an ordinary morning. The alarm buzzed, the coffee brewed, and both husband and wife shuffled into the bathroom to get ready for work. The mirror was fogged up, the toothpaste cap was missing (as usual), and everything was just the typical morning chaos.

Then suddenly, the husband looked at his wife… and something changed.

He couldn’t help himself.

He grabbed her gently and whispered, “I gotta have you. Right now.” 

His wife gasped, half surprised and half amused. “Here?! In the bathroom?!”

Before she could argue, he backed her up against the door, slid down her underclothes, and… let’s just say things got steamy real fast. 

She was surprised—okay, very surprised—but also clearly enjoying it. She squealed, giggled, and wiggled more than she ever had before. Let’s be honest, this was not the average Monday morning routine!

When they were done, breathless and laughing, he started putting his clothes back on, feeling like a champion.

But just then… 

He turned around and noticed something that made him freeze.

His wife was still standing across the room.

The woman he just “ravaged”… wasn’t his wife

It was the new housemaid—who just happened to be wearing similar clothes, hair up in a towel just like his wife.

His real wife had gone downstairs to make breakfast. 

And the housemaid? Well… she was still speechless, possibly traumatized, and definitely shocked.

 

Moral of the Story?

Always wear your glasses in the morning. 
And maybe double-check who’s in the bathroom before making any romantic attacks. 

 

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By Faizan Ali

I’m Faizan Ali, a blogger with a love for laughter, life’s chaos, and deep-ish thoughts. I write to inspire, amuse, and remind you that it’s okay to be a beautiful mess. Think of this space as your virtual hug — with extra sarcasm and snacks. Let’s navigate life together (awkwardly).

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