Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are the highlights of the day—unless, of course, there’s something else taking all the attention! Here’s a hilarious take on married life that will leave you laughing until dessert.
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At breakfast, a caring wife turned to her husband and asked sweetly,
“Would you like some crispy bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, maybe a glass of grapefruit juice and a hot cup of coffee?”
The husband shook his head. “Thanks, but I’m not really hungry this morning. It must be the Viagra—it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
A few hours later at lunchtime, she tried again.
“How about a warm bowl of soup, some homemade muffins, or maybe a nice cheese sandwich?”
Once again, he waved her off. “No thanks. Honestly, it’s this Viagra—it’s spoiled my need for food completely.”
By the time dinner rolled around, the wife was determined. She put on her best smile and asked,
“How about a juicy rib-eye steak, some scrumptious apple pie, or maybe a tender rotisserie chicken with a tasty stir fry?”
For the third time that day, he sighed and replied,
“No, darling. I still don’t have an appetite. It’s definitely the Viagra.”
At this point, the wife rolled her eyes, threw her hands in the air, and snapped,
“Well then, would you mind getting off me? I’m absolutely starving!”
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Married life: where love, laughter, and appetite are always competing! Don’t forget to share this with someone who needs a laugh today.
