He thought he was smooth — late nights, fake meetings, and not a lipstick stain in sight. 
But while he played secret agent, his wife was quietly collecting clues like a Netflix crime series. 
 
 
 
What happened next? Let’s just say… karma showed up, and she wasn’t in the mood for games.”
A cheating husband wanted to find out if
his wife knew about his unfaithfulness to her.
One night he asked her
“Darling, can a woman know if her
husband is cheating on her?”
She replied
“Yes of course”
Surprised and with his heart fast beating in a most uncomfortable way he asked
“But how will she know?”
“Well” said his wife “There are many ways….
If she keep finding hotel receipts in his
pocket each time she take his clothes to the laundry and lipstick mark on his shirt, if he keep coming home late nights” etc
He breathed a sigh of relief because none of this applied to him.
The following morning, he was ready to go to work but couldn’t find his car key where he normally kept it,
“Honey, did you please see my car key?”
“Yes” replied his wife “Junior was playing with it so I kept it in the drawer” he went to the drawer, open it and found the car key but something else were there too, many hotel receipts, same hotel he normally take his women to, he couldn’t believe it,
“My wife has found all these hotel receipts in my pockets, how on earth have I been careless with this receipts?
I can’t believe she knew about my unfaithfulness to her yet kept quiet, my God I am done”.
Hurriedly and shamefully without saying ‘Bye’ to his wife he left the house.
At the office he couldn’t concentrate on his work,
“I have been fooling around thinking my wife never knew about my relationships with other women”.
He decided to text his wife and apologize but just then his phone rang, his wife was calling, as he picked up the phone, the worst happened.
 
 
 
 
 
 
He picked up his phone and began typing an apology text.
But just then — his wife called.
He froze.
With the bravery of a wet kitten, he answered.
Her voice was calm. Too calm.
“Hey darling, just wanted to ask… should I give all those hotel receipts to the lawyer, or do you want to explain first?”
Silence.
That was the day the player got played — and this time, the scoreboard read:
Wife – 1 | Cheating Husband – Game Over.😅🔥
 
 
 
 
Moral of the story?
If you’re going to cheat, make sure you’re at least smarter than the drawer.
But more importantly — don’t cheat at all. Because wives have PhDs in detective work, and karma? She’s got better aim than you think.
So to all the sneaky husbands out there…
Sleep well — if your couch is comfy enough.
He thought he was winning the game of love…
Until she flipped the board and walked off like a queen 👑💔
 
 
Love smart, not sneaky — and if you laughed, go ahead and share the drama! 💃📲💕

By Faizan Ali

I’m Faizan Ali, a blogger with a love for laughter, life’s chaos, and deep-ish thoughts. I write to inspire, amuse, and remind you that it’s okay to be a beautiful mess. Think of this space as your virtual hug — with extra sarcasm and snacks. Let’s navigate life together (awkwardly).

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